Diet Recovery 2 Paperback

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Recently hailed as being “filled with good information, interspersed with pornography and bad language” – your favorite book, Diet Recovery 2, is now available in paperback through Amazon.  It’s currently going for $8.72, but will rise to $12-13 next week, so get it while the gettin’s good.

Be warned that it does indeed show a woman’s breasts in a fuzzy, low-quality image to demonstrate breast enlargement, among other things, with an actual decrease in body fatness (probably should have shown this by requesting that she send in pics wearing a sweater).  It also contains roughly the same amount of swear words as the kids movie The Goonies (yes, I counted).  It’s extremely offensive and something no mature person should ever consider reading.  It even has jokes in it and some sexual innuendo with discussion of how metabolism impacts our reproductive system.

If you know someone who has their hair falling out, dry skin, can’t poop, can’t sleep, no energy, no sex drive, erratic mood… Please PLEASE!  It is your moral imperative to avoid sending them this book.  They might see a four-letter word every 10 pages or so and, GOD forbid, see what a human being looks like when they are not covered with clothing made in a sweatshop somewhere.

For those whose moral fiber ripped apart years ago – and you just want to selfishly help yourself or others live a more pleasurable life with more sex and without the physical and mental burden of chronic undereating, you can order the book HERE.

24 Comments

  1. HAHA! Shield your eyes!

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    • Better idea: 180 degree boobies!

      Seriously Matt, it’s time.

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  2. Oh wow. Like, first.

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    • Julia- nooooooooooo!

      Some reader is gonna be bummed that one of the insiders got first. Haha

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  3. Oh crap, right. An insider. I was looking at it like a normal old person just scrolling through her Facebook feed, I swear. No inside knowledge, folks.

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  4. Awesome!! Congrats Matt, finally a paperback book woo hoo!! Maybe one day we wll see your hardcopy books sitting on the shelves of Barnes & Noble next to such Dietary ILLUMINARIES as Jillian Michaels, Bob Harper, David Wolfe and Loren Cordain!!! :)

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  5. “Gift wrap available”! Awesome, Matt, I hope the message spreads even more

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  6. UUUUH, Sexxxy

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  7. Matt, please come out with a calendar: “The Women of 180 Degree Health”. I want to see some TaTas.

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    • I’m starting to think this is the only reason you keep reading Thomas :)

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      • Kai, I suspect the woman who demonstrated her boobs is a regular poster here who posted those pictures using a different moniker than the one she normally uses. In any case, let me tell here (again), “Thank you”.

        The day she posted those I was stressed out about work, but when I serendipitously came upon that picture (don’t know if you recall but she posted it in a link), it cheered me up immediately. I just don’t understand why we refuse to do simple things to make other people happy. I don’t know why other women on here don’t want to make me (and others) happy by the innocent act of flashing their boobs.

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  8. Matt, you should be a comedian after this whole healthscapade
    really should

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    • I concur with Congregation! I’m buying this book for sure!

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  9. Does this make me elevensies?

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  10. I like your writing style, Matt. It’s like we’re just sitting and having a conversation.

    Well, aside from the fact we live in different states and have never met. Besides those minor points, it’s like we’re brothers. Only, we look nothing alike and have different Mothers. But, otherwise…

    Perhaps my perspective is slanted, but I enjoyed your comments at the top of this blog post. I’m in my mid-40s and feel our country has become soft about many things. Being offended is the new pastime. I miss George Carlin: http://youtu.be/rMyDvqnwIm4

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  11. I don’t have issues with the aforementioned symptoms to reading Diet Recovery 2 … but I do want to read it for the foul language, lil bit of nudity, and the guarantee that I will LOL.

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    • Someone was complaining about my writing in a forum somewhere and made the statement that they did not condone any of my work because… “The fowl language and sexual innuendos Matt makes concerning himself or his girlfriend”!

      I would like to meet this person in real life and tell them to go duck themselves. What a quack!

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  12. Where can we in the uk get this book please? Is it relevant for an underweight orthorexia who has developed leg swelling and purple discolouration which even eating an increase in calories doesn’t seem to improve; in fact quite the opposite? Or is it just for those wishing to lose a little weight sensibly?
    Thank you

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  13. Awesome! I much prefer physical books to electronic:)

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  14. Well now Matty, aren’t we the celebrity in waiting? : ) Congrats on publishing a true physical book that I can read every third word of before tossing away cause I’m still recovering my friggen’ attention span from all the damn dieting I’ve done.

    xo

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  15. Got it! YAY you’re on my shelf now!

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  16. Is this your most recent book matt? Or is it eat for heat? I want to buy your most recent book.

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    • The most recent complete books is Solving the Paleo Equation.

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