I always envisioned the cereal aisle being riddled with sugar addicts and evil, verminous individuals who were deceived by the government about the healthy fibres and added vitamins in cereals and misguided about the saturated fat. I wanted to condescendingly ask someone “why aren’t you eating butter yet?”.
I love chocolatey cereals. Anything sugary; Fruit Loops, Cheerios. I could finish a family sized box of cornflakes in a day.