Hahahaha… You guys worrying about masturbation reminds me of so many funny pop culture references…
Dr. Strangelove talking about his “precious bodily fluids”
Monty Python’s “Every sperm is sacred” song
Mickey saying to Rocky: “Women weaken legs!”
Woody Allen dressed as a sperm anxiously asking another sperm: “What if he’s masturbating???”
I can honestly say I never heard of anyone regulating their sexual activity with an equation!