No way dude, you’re not an asshole. You can be crass and maybe a little ribald, but it’s in good humor.
Plus you’re a frequent voice of reason when some of us, myself included, get caught up in a new idea or perspective and go gung ho. The ‘exercise to lose weight’ thread being a good example. Rather than the conversation become an echo chamber of ‘yeah, exercising to look good naked is dumb,’ you offered a good nuanced counter-point.
Anyway, appreciate all your contributions man. Be glad to see you stick around in whatever capacity fits for you