Curiouscoconut, I feel you. I used to mix a can of tuna with some yellow mustard and eat it. Best part is that I don’t even like either of those things.
OH and I made crackers out of psyllium husks and water! I mean… Wow. That’s right up there with sugar free jello… Which was another favourite of mine come to think of it. If the food you’re eating has no actual caloric value, can you even still call it eating? You’re really just pretending to eat.