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  • #7676
    Johnny Lawrence
    Moderator

    “The most important quality of being a leader is humility.” -Daniel Larusso

    11 Things to Remember While Visiting

    1.) I am the moderator
    2.) This is a dictatorship
    3.) You have no free speech rights
    4.) The way of the fist is the only way
    5.) I am not wrong, only misunderstood
    6.) No chopsticks and no wax are allowed in the Dojo
    7.) I will delete any and all posts/comments that are negative toward me or anyone or anything I like
    8.) No crying is allowed
    9.) Pain is welcomed
    10.) Strike first, strike hard, no mercy
    11.) Defeat doesn’t exist in this Dojo

    • This topic was modified 8 years, 11 months ago by Johnny Lawrence. Reason: AnnaB reminded me of the "no defeat" clause
    #7685
    BJJSamurai
    Participant

    Is karate>BJJ??

    #7693
    Matt Stone
    Keymaster

    What is this, take a worm for a walk week?

    #7713
    BJJSamurai
    Participant

    Johnny please try to sweep my leg….

    #7727
    Johnny Lawrence
    Moderator

    Listen little BJJ person. That Hoyce Gracy bull crap won’t work on me. Notice how he always has to be close to you to do anything? How about I introduce my heel to his eye socket? What happens then? Boom-sha-ka-la-ka.

    #7732
    BJJSamurai
    Participant

    Karate is like doing the paleo diet. And jiu jitsu is like eating whatever you want!!

    #7771
    Matt Stone
    Keymaster

    He actually says “sweep the lick.” That’s why Johnny looks so utterly confused. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM

    #8047
    AnnaB
    Participant

    Does defeat exist in this dojo?

    #8068
    Matt Stone
    Keymaster

    No. It doesn’t.

    #8109
    Johnny Lawrence
    Moderator

    “He actually says ‘sweep the lick. That’s why Johnny looks so utterly confused. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM”

    Well of course he does. Look at what I do right after that, I just kicked his leg cause I didn’t wanna lick it. I didn’t know what to do! You can’t just ask Kreese questions. If he would have said, “Break his freaking leg!” I would have and that would have been it, I win…or get disqualified, whatever.

    #8110
    Johnny Lawrence
    Moderator

    Thanks AnnaB for the clarification. Matt is right, it doesn’t. I will update rules

    #8113
    BJJSamurai
    Participant

    Johnny what’s your fight record?

    #10253
    Franz
    Participant

    I kicked my karate teacher off his feat with a flying kick as tiny 80 pound 12 yo. I think I can handle you bunch of amateurs.

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