“The most important quality of being a leader is humility.” -Daniel Larusso
11 Things to Remember While Visiting
1.) I am the moderator
2.) This is a dictatorship
3.) You have no free speech rights
4.) The way of the fist is the only way
5.) I am not wrong, only misunderstood
6.) No chopsticks and no wax are allowed in the Dojo
7.) I will delete any and all posts/comments that are negative toward me or anyone or anything I like
8.) No crying is allowed
9.) Pain is welcomed
10.) Strike first, strike hard, no mercy
11.) Defeat doesn’t exist in this Dojo
This topic was modified 8 years, 11 months ago by Johnny Lawrence. Reason: AnnaB reminded me of the "no defeat" clause
Listen little BJJ person. That Hoyce Gracy bull crap won’t work on me. Notice how he always has to be close to you to do anything? How about I introduce my heel to his eye socket? What happens then? Boom-sha-ka-la-ka.
Well of course he does. Look at what I do right after that, I just kicked his leg cause I didn’t wanna lick it. I didn’t know what to do! You can’t just ask Kreese questions. If he would have said, “Break his freaking leg!” I would have and that would have been it, I win…or get disqualified, whatever.