Feeling a Bit Gari-lous: Best Ginger and Wasabi Jokes?

Hi all!

I’m working on a social media caption for a beautiful nigiri platter I had today. I’ve realized that while there are plenty of rolls, we often overlook the condiments!

Does anyone have any clever sushi puns involving wasabi, ginger, or soy sauce? I’m currently leaning toward “Wasa-bae” or “Gari-on My Wayward Son,” but I’d love to hear some fresh ideas.

Is it possible to be too “salty” with these jokes? I want my followers to find the post “re-eel-y” entertaining. Drop your punniest condiment-themed lines in the comments so I can choose the winner!