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  • July 5, 2013 at 5:14 am #7142
    izrowda
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    Strangely enough, he only ordered a salad.

    Discuss.

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    July 5, 2013 at 5:21 am #7145
    Matt Stone
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    From Seinfeld…

    JERRY: Did she mention anything about our lunch?

    ELAINE: Uh, kind of.

    JERRY: What do you mean, “kind of.”?

    ELAINE: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. . . . You know. . . . For a man.

    JERRY: What are you saying? . . . Salad! What was I thinking? Women don’t respect salad eaters.

    ELAINE: You got that right.

    JERRY: But you’re going over there for dinner tonight, right?

    ELAINE: Um uh.

    JERRY: What is she making?

    ELAINE: I don’t know. But I’m sure it had, . . . parents. Call her up. She won’t mind if you come.

    JERRY: Oh, don’t worry. I’ll be there and I’ll be packing an artery.

    July 6, 2013 at 2:38 pm #7354
    risrosen
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    You can get away with that when you’ve got DM*.

    *Divine Metabolism

    July 6, 2013 at 7:20 pm #7411
    Jdubs
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    Fortunately Jesus came to do away with all the diet fundamentalism of the Old Testament. Unfortunately the Catholic Church added some back in with the no meat on Friday thing for a couple of centuries.

    July 8, 2013 at 4:33 pm #7764
    Ironrod
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    I’ll bet it wasn’t a Caesar salad.

    BTW-Jdubs, your user name intrigues me. Are you by chance an ex-Jehovah’s Witness?

    July 18, 2013 at 2:11 pm #9433
    Ironrod
    Participant

    According to my sources, he requested unleavened croutons and NO bacon bits.

    July 18, 2013 at 2:19 pm #9434
    Ironrod
    Participant

    As in “You hear me? You put bacon bits on this salad and I’ll have Azrael here in two seconds or less to smite your ass!”

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