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  • #12466
    ThomasSeay
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    That’s exactly who I spend a lot of time cracking up…myself. Hey, some people don’t even have one fan!

    #12484
    Ironrod
    Participant

    Well, I think that you are funny, Thomas.
    To mention just one example, that comment you wrote a while back about your experiences with the Paleo Diet was truly hilarious!
    You make an excellent point in terms of perspective. It is true that some folks don’t even have one fan.
    Now I don’t feel so bad about having only one.
    Thanks.

    I ask you, would an asshole go out of his way to offer such an encouraging thought? I think not. ;)

    #12486
    ThomasSeay
    Moderator

    Well Ironrod, maybe you, Steven and I can be fans of one another. Then we each will have at least three fans.

    #12487
    Ironrod
    Participant

    An excellent suggestion, Thomas!
    You are a genius. You have come up with a plan that allowed the three of us to triple our respective fan-bases in one fell swoop!

    BTW-For any Thomas fans who may have missed the Thomas Seay Paleo Testamonial to which I referred above, here is the article in question:
    http://180degreehealth.com/2012/01/paleo-diet-myth-testimonials

    Look for Thomas about halfway down in the comments.

    #12488
    ThomasSeay
    Moderator

    Ironrod, some day I think that testimonial is going to come back to haunt me. Oh well! :)

    #12522
    Ironrod
    Participant

    Well, Thomas, I was going to say that I hope that it doesn’t come back to haunt you, particularly in light of the fact that I was the one that highlighted it here.
    However, having just read your response on the “Am I An Asshole?” thread, I realize that an unfortunate misconception has already been promulgated.
    Sorry!

    Perhaps it would be advisable for you to take this opportunity to “nip it in the bud” and emphasize the fact that, since adding carbs back in to your diet, the “kite” rises faster than the national debt.
    It soars like an eagle now, right?
    Hear that, TheRealAmy? Like a damned eagle, I tell ya’!! :)

    #12524
    ThomasSeay
    Moderator

    That’s right @Ironrod. They’ve turned my penis into a satellite. If my penis were to sink now (which it won’t) international communication networks would go down with it.

    #12546
    Ironrod
    Participant

    Bravo!
    Well played, Sir.

    Maybe you could nickname it “Sputdick.” (Rimshot)

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