July 17, 2013 at 11:49 pm #9358tangytamParticipant
I love that the two of you (@The Real Amy and @ThomasSeay) are moderators. Sets up the tone for the rest of the forum’s moderation.July 18, 2013 at 9:14 am #9379
@tandytam, I guess what you’re saying is that people can feel uninhibited :) Ups to The Real Amy for putting up with me.
@tangytam, why do they call you tangytam?July 18, 2013 at 11:08 am #9407The Real AmyModerator
I hope this doesn’t ruin my puritan reputation ;)July 18, 2013 at 12:40 pm #9429
Too late The Real Amy. It already has :)July 18, 2013 at 2:32 pm #9435
Oh my goodness.
Thomas, Buddy. I love ya’ Bro, but couldn’t you have given me a little warning before posting that comparison-pic? I was scrolling down, full of anticipation of what TheRealAmy may have, could have, possibly might have posted for us and-GAH!
The Dreaded Brown Eye! It was like a “jump-scare” in a video game. I went all “PewDiePie” all of a sudden.
I know that Matt advises against drinking too much water…I wonder if there is any danger associated with pouring several gallons of water on ones’ eyes?
After recovering, however, I did note the strong resemblance. Although, in truth, it must be said that there would have been a strong resemblance between your bare backside and most politicians, since most of them belong to the human subspecies that anthropologists refer to as “Asses.”July 18, 2013 at 2:48 pm #9437
First off, let me heartily concur with the sentiments expressed by my pal Thomas regarding boob size. Boobs are beautiful regardless of their size. So, please do not let any concern you may have regarding the overall mass of your Eye-Magnets hinder you from sharing them with your admirers.
As Thomas said, we can change the name of our fictional website to SucculentBoobs, or BeautifulBoobs, or something similar. Whatever you prefer.
(I also have to agree with Thomas about you being a good sport about this.) :)
I am glad that you find my username appropriate. You have no idea just how appropriate it is. It always was spot-on, but it REALLY is now that I am in the midst of a nine-and-one-half year dry spell. (I probably shouldn’t have admitted that, but…what the hell? I just tell it like it is.)
Ahhh, who needs a puritanical reputation anyway?
According to the noted philosopher Billy Joel, only the good die young.
Who wants to die young?July 18, 2013 at 10:23 pm #9473
The Fake Amy?
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2aiowf5.jpg[/IMG]July 18, 2013 at 10:24 pm #9474July 19, 2013 at 1:46 pm #9540
Oh, I am.
Heh, heh, heh…I am.
Thanks Steven.July 19, 2013 at 3:03 pm #9543
@Steven e Hope that you don’t mind that I edited your page to correctly display the page.
@Ironrod: it doesn’t look good my friend. Looks like The Real Amy has the hots for ColdMember, that Dutch guy that is at this moment the topic of Matt’s article on his blog.July 19, 2013 at 3:11 pm #9544
I think that’s The Real Amy’s cold, dieting, low metabolic, low libido, heavily modified and probably very high maintenance evil twin.July 20, 2013 at 12:40 pm #9595
Oh, Thomas…that is most distressing indeed.
I can’t compete with that guy. He’s young and lean and handsome, while I am (getting) old and fat and I bear an uncanny resemblance to Swamp Thing.
Ah well. I’m not giving up yet, though. I do have the whole “Ironrod” thing going for me and besides, I have you (as able and determined a competitor as anyone could ask for) as a team-mate in this most important endeavor. I am going to remain optimistic that, between the two of us, we may still win the day and get some choice pics out of her. Amazing things sometimes happen when people really exert themselves in pursuit of a common goal.July 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm #9596
Hey, Steven, I think you may have pointed out something in our favor.
Maybe that guy still has low libido!
Think about it, TheRealAmy. Do you really want to get mixed up with a guy who maybe, possibly, could have even kinda’ low libido?
Why not play it safe and stick with Thomas and I? You already know that we definitely do NOT have that problem. :)
(Coldmember-if you don’t still have low libido…please keep that information to yourself please. Thanks.)July 20, 2013 at 2:17 pm #9609
No, @Ironrod, no such luck. Coldmember claims to have achieved a 100 fold increase in his testosterone (read the article). Let’s see. A very high testosterone level is around 1000. Even if the had a very low testosterone level of 200 before, that means his present testosterone level is 2000! Which means he’s THE MANJuly 20, 2013 at 3:23 pm #9623The Real AmyModerator
How did my booby pics get online?!!
Haha just kidding!
Coldmember (now hotmember) is going to be some tough competition, sorry, boys. His girlfriend is a lucky lady!
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