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  • in reply to: Simple question #10033
    Johnny Lawrence
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    What is the best thing for him? I don’t know if she’s restricting his diet or not. With these problems, is that the most likely cause? Or is he genetically inferior like Matt?

    Johnny Lawrence
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    Nuff said

    in reply to: Stretching #8112
    Johnny Lawrence
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    I don’t know man. I know it freaking sucks to be this in(un)flexible. I would be happy to be a little less strong and be able to do normal things like sit Indian style in the floor for more than 5 minutes. If I take a shower in the morning and try to raise my feet to wash them I can’t. I can only feet wash in the P.M. It has to be a genetic thing because my dad is the same way. He can’t touch his thumb to his pinky finger and make the number 3, I barely can. I think I might start stretching in the mornings and see if it helps.

    in reply to: Cobra Kai Dojo Forum #8110
    Johnny Lawrence
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    Thanks AnnaB for the clarification. Matt is right, it doesn’t. I will update rules

    in reply to: Cobra Kai Dojo Forum #8109
    Johnny Lawrence
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    “He actually says ‘sweep the lick. That’s why Johnny looks so utterly confused. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM”

    Well of course he does. Look at what I do right after that, I just kicked his leg cause I didn’t wanna lick it. I didn’t know what to do! You can’t just ask Kreese questions. If he would have said, “Break his freaking leg!” I would have and that would have been it, I win…or get disqualified, whatever.

    in reply to: Stretching #7730
    Johnny Lawrence
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    I’m serious.

    in reply to: Cobra Kai Dojo Forum #7727
    Johnny Lawrence
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    Listen little BJJ person. That Hoyce Gracy bull crap won’t work on me. Notice how he always has to be close to you to do anything? How about I introduce my heel to his eye socket? What happens then? Boom-sha-ka-la-ka.

    in reply to: Total domination #7673
    Johnny Lawrence
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    Yeah, I’m gonna listen to that wuss. He gets a crick in his neck and sits out cause he’s scared.

    P.S. His name is Peyton. Enough said.

    in reply to: Total domination #7671
    Johnny Lawrence
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    in reply to: Total domination #7237
    Johnny Lawrence
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    Ok, here’s my answer: Talk the most trash, post the funniest pictures and articles, and just generally be the biggest goofball.

    Man, I am feeling some pressure.

    in reply to: Total domination #7235
    Johnny Lawrence
    Moderator

    Good question. I’m not really sure yet.

    in reply to: Total domination #7232
    Johnny Lawrence
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    I figured you had. Humor is my 1st, and only, language. I don’t speak nutrition/geek/weirdo. There needs to be a place for people like me. This is kind of the “short bus” area of the forum. Y’all can just come here and watch me, and then feel bad for laughing.

    But I do appreciate it my brother (not joking).

    in reply to: Total domination #7227
    Johnny Lawrence
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    Ok, well just be patient. I mean, it could take a while but I do like your willingness to follow orders.

    Defeat does not exist in this dojo.

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