Diets are Like New Girlfriends

1)???? At first you can’t sleep at all 2)????? You announce it to everyone on Facebook 3)????? You are 100% convinced you’ve found something that you can do for the rest of your life 4)????? You go on and on talking to your friends about it until they are sure you have gone crazy 5)????? You bring it home for the Holidays and make your family feel uncomfortable 6)????? You stop going...