Not only am I coming out with a post on a provocative fun theory that I’ve been brain-sturbating on lately, I be droppin? Acronyms like nobody’s business. I mean MANIFEST? MANIFEST? I’d say ?I’m not making this up? to emphasize how stunned I am by my own cleverness, but the thing is? I did make that up! I actually paused to pound on my chest for a moment after doing so....